October 26th, 2011 at 2:55PM
youngmanhattanite: raptoravatar: abloodymess: oldtobegin: bainard: irritablevowel: Washington Post Uses Picture Of Oakland Riot Cop Petting Kitten Seriously. FUCK this revisionist bullshit. Thrice. THOSE SHITTY HIPPIES LEFT A POOR INNOCENT CAT, GOOD THING WE’VE GOT COPS TO PET THE CATS IN PHOTOS AND THEN LEAVE THEM THERE Those kids were getting ready to have themselves a feline California cheeseburger! There’s “Controlling The Narrative” and then there’s “Sucker Punching The Narrative, Binding It With Zip Ties And Kidnapping It To A Remote Location Where It Is Systematically Brainwashed, Tarted Up And Threatened With The Death Of It’s Family If It Doesn’t Comply.” Washington Post, you just made the list. I think I saw this before on a freshman-year journalism-school midterm. (To get a 100%, make sure to circle the headline with a quizzical look on your face.)

youngmanhattanite:

raptoravatar:

abloodymess:

oldtobegin:

bainard:

irritablevowel:

Washington Post Uses Picture Of Oakland Riot Cop Petting Kitten

Seriously.

FUCK this revisionist bullshit. Thrice.

THOSE SHITTY HIPPIES LEFT A POOR INNOCENT CAT, GOOD THING WE’VE GOT COPS TO PET THE CATS IN PHOTOS AND THEN LEAVE THEM THERE

Those kids were getting ready to have themselves a feline California cheeseburger!

There’s “Controlling The Narrative” and then there’s “Sucker Punching The Narrative, Binding It With Zip Ties And Kidnapping It To A Remote Location Where It Is Systematically Brainwashed, Tarted Up And Threatened With The Death Of It’s Family If It Doesn’t Comply.”

Washington Post, you just made the list.

I think I saw this before on a freshman-year journalism-school midterm. (To get a 100%, make sure to circle the headline with a quizzical look on your face.)

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    Oh, you can throw grenades at the people BUT FUCK, LOVE THE LITTLE INNOCENT KITTY. Hmmm…………
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    seriously, thanks for this ^^^ because it’s completely true.
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